OK, this is just stupid.

Background, I sell cars for a living. Furthermore, I have about 4 long trail IPAs in my stomach and thought this was hilarious.

I do logistics for the tuskers, I bring in fully fit BCs for corp contracts, as well as a few modules as well as ammo placed on our home systems (hevrice) market.

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[04:12:10] Kaal Redrum > youre not being a good salesman ..
[04:12:16] GavriloPrincip > lol
[04:12:26] Kaal Redrum > better get your act together .. or else ..
[04:12:27] Aznwithbeard > seriously if its gunna be this slow i cant do this
[04:12:44] Aznwithbeard > last shipment was 15 bcs in under 24 hours, this shipment ive had 15 bcs for 6 days. lol
[04:13:13] Aznwithbeard > also, fuck u i sold grossed 6300 dollars in profit for my dealership today. haha
[04:13:16] Kaal Redrum > its christmas weekend ..
[04:14:05] GavriloPrincip > YESSSSSSS I MUST BUY A BC AND FLY IT OUT HERE
[04:15:10] GavriloPrincip > BOO YAH
[04:15:13] Aznwithbeard > LOOK AT THOSE MISSILE LAUNCHERS, FULLY STOCKED WITH AMMO, BRAND NEW SHIPS, NO REPACKAGED GARBAGE HERE, COMES WITH A LIFETIME WARRANTEE, PROVIDED ITS INSURED AND YOU DONT CARE THAT YOUR WARR. WILL ONLY COVER HALF THE COST.
[04:15:45] Kaal Redrum > now all you need is an inflatabale wavy hands thingy
[04:15:47] Aznwithbeard > CALDARI NOT YOUR THING? I HAVE HURRICANES JUST WAITING TO RIP APART NOOBS IN FRIGATES. YOUR CHOICE, ARTILLERY OR AUTOCANNON, ONLY 70 MILLION.
[04:16:01] Aznwithbeard > FUCK IT, ILL EVEN THROW AMMO IN THE HOLD, JUST FOR YOU.
[04:16:27] GavriloPrincip > Aznwithbeard the most reputable bearded salesman this side of Poitot
[04:17:24] Aznwithbeard > YOU LIKE RIGS? WE GOT RIGS! OUR BATTLECRUISERS COME FULLY FIT CUSTOM TO YOUR NEEDS. PROVIDED YOUR NEEDS INVOLVE KILLING. AND SHIELD TANKING. LOOK AT THOSE DAMAGE CONTROLS, I WENT TO JITA AND BOUGHT THE BEST DAMAGE CONTROLS I COULD FIND. ONLY THE BEST.
[04:18:34] Aznwithbeard > BUY A NICE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU AND YOURS. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP. PRICES ONLY GOOD TIL LIKE, NOW! ok im done.
[04:18:35] GavriloPrincip > well im sold