Tuskers go smash smash in caldari lowsec.

We found yet another wormhole in THE SAME DAMNED SYSTEM close to our base in Hevrice. This makes three - The WH we popped the legion in, the WH we popped the scorpion in, and now a straight-thru type of WH leading us into the caldari lowsec region of the forge, meaning we enter the WH in lowsec, and come out in another lowsec, with no scary wormhole space in between.

We fought three different times in the area. Eve-Kill is terrible and jumbled fight 1 + 2 together, and I wasn't around for fight three so I will not comment on that.... looking at the killboard though, fight two was where its at.

Fight one -

After trying unsuccessfully to have a 6-7 man BC gang engage our hurricane and two drakes (as well as a cynabal and three vagabonds still on the other side of the wormhole, but shh) the FC has us all jump in and warp to a gate. As we land another fleet lands as well - bigger, better ships, and logistics support. CRAP CRAP CRAP.

As a recap -

Our gang
3x vagabonds
cynabal
2x drakes
2x Hurricanes

Their gang
5x Hurricanes
Cerberus
3x cynabals
Sabre
harbinger
rapier
2x scimitars
Vagabond
Stiletto

We jumped in and immediately started overloading our MWDs towards the sun while shooting a vagabond in the face. BOOM he dead, I'm getting shot at by a few guys and warp as a malediction gets within 20km. Maras drake gets tackled as well as smokes vagabond as the rest of our fleet pulls range, I warp back just as the FC calls for everyone to warp, OH GOOD. I land @ on the malediction which explodes right next to me as I come out of warp, thank you jeebus. I enter warp and the enemy fleet moves on. FC also pops a salvaging helios while the rest of us are safed up, bringing our efficiency to just around 50 percent.


NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

An hour or so later we return.

Our gang
5x hurricanes
5x drakes
2x scimitars
1 arazu

There are no less then three gangs hunting us (or running from us) in system.
one is approximately
2x machs
2x cynabals
2x dramiels
2x scimitars.
Tengu
Some more nano garbage I forget. It doesn't matter, we trade pot shots and they run.

ARSE (hee hee), Volta, and thundercats stay and fight though. They live to regret it.
Over the next six minutes of warp ins and warp outs intermittently from the three gangs fighting us, we manage to kill:
- malediction, stabber, 2x scimitars, hurricane, curse, ishtar, tengu -
While we took no additional losses.

The tuskers ( i was not here for this) also managed to blow up a Maelstrom and Megathron in the area.

Report on fights one and two combined (it included the megathron, and an ibis, whatever)

Kills:	14
Losses:	2
Damage done (ISK):	2.63B - 2632.41M
Damage received (ISK):	0.23B - 230.79M
Efficiency:	91.94%

Best part of the fight (for me) was our arazu tackling the last scimitar on the field, and me warping to a random spot at an approximate range and landing @ 12KM of him, immediately locking him, overloading my MWD and web, hitting approach and landing the web as my fleet warped to me or the now very close gate to kill him within 10KMs of it. Was crazy lucky, but made me feel like a badass none the less.

The third fight I was not involved in, so I'll just link the battle report. I'm assuming they had more that ran, as we have no losses and I doubt they would engage the same fleet that spanked them so bad before with lesser numbers. Maybe another tusker could help out with this report?

I love having good fights like this, screw the blobbing, the baiting, come on, lets just brawl eachothers faces off ok?

Entrance into The tuskers.

I decided a while ago that I really didn't want to have any rules in this here video game I play, and piracy looked mighty intriguing. I knew some pirate corps, but didn't wanna go for anything lame, (bane, etc), wanted some small gang/solo pew pew, and I figured I knew just where to find it.

TLDR Now I'm in the tuskers.


Its been three days since I've joined, and my general JIHAD against anything stupid in lowsec has been pretty successful.

I passed the entrance exam by Pillaging a (Read: rediculously tanked) Raven in my newly aquired (read: given to me) Vagabond and murdering an inty with my rifter. (note evekill is on fire right now, so it will be BC KMs for this post)

I decided to scope the place out while waiting for my application to push through, and was given a hearty welcome by the tuskers upon entry VIA them attempting to kill my vagabond and me running around like a girl for a few hours in an attempt to keep it.

Background checks passed, killboard passed, vaccines injected (gallente lowsec, you just never know), ships + modules hauled, app accepted.


The first thing I did was join a pursuit gang in my hurricane, where we murdered a Russian Typhoon as it attempted to cyno in carriers on us in a closed plex, as well as his buddy in a drake.

Popped some mission runner in a tengu as well. First day, over.


In my second day as a tusker, we found a wormhole close by, and ran around trying to catch a proteus, legion and tengu.  Well, we caught the legion, the proteus bailed to another WH as we pursued his buddies legion, and the tengu cloaked up.

We then caught a GILA ratting and had to kill off a pirate rifter as he attempted to whore on the mail as we held the gila pilot at ransom. (Gangs I have been in have ransomed the same guy, with the same ship, 3 times in the first two days of my joining, resulting in a personal increase of 150 mil just by that guy.)

I decided to try my hand as a frigate pilot and popped a slicer with my dramiel, which will now collect dust in my hanger. (I HATE FRIGS)

Next day, same system, different wormhole, we see orcas and T3 in space in lowsec and attempt to kill them, they in turn reship to a falcon and two scorpions, with t3s and a zealot on scan in their WH, with their orca pilot docked. We kill off one of their scorps and his pod in the WH while the falcon runs, the other scorp jumps into lowsec (put him thru armor, he ejected, and I am the proud new owner of a shitty cruiser missile scorpion in dire need of retro fitting) and their t3s/hac never show up.

I've been quite liberal about taking GCC on stations and gates when I shouldn't, Like when I battled a cyclone on a highsec gate in my cyclone (I died, he died, my buddies landed, his buddies landed, everyone else got out) pointing a drake and later a cyclone (same guy, they never learn) on a gate in a vagabond with my help 50ish AU away. (seriously? twice? think I'd learn the first time, but I didn't die for it luckily) The second time around I held point until my backup (shield cane) landed, then the cyclone jumped out of system as did my backup, to catch him. I warped to a close celestial in 10% shield and then rewarped back and jumped/caught point as my backup died. I then (stupidly) overloaded my acs (barrage) and got scrammed by the cyclone as I neuted his cap further. He died, I warped (less then 5% shield, oh and no DCU) and we got both ships loot for the friendly loss (he made his money back, and then some).

I got into another frigate and battled off a cormorant in my mighty cookie cutter rifter as he killed one of our merlins for tusker glory. We then 2v3 battled his friends in cruisers (they had trimarks, we didn't, so like, you know what happened). We lost one rupture as I kited the crap out of them and ran like a girl, but wound up getting on the KM of their thorax as they got ganked a few minutes later by a BC/logi gang (yes, seriously).

Nothing else really sticks out as good fun up til now other then a leroying frigate roam we killed off in BCs (we weren't trying to roll them, they just landed as we did) which you can read about HERE, as the pilot we wound up ransoming (he gave a haiku FTW) has a blog and I'm going to promote a fellow blogger.


I'll be more precise and descriptive next time, but I just wanted to do a nice catch up post.

Monthly loss report -

Azn -

Traded nano cane for nano cane on top belt amamake, cane that killed me got out, but the other guy died.

Epic bait MOA fell to WT bait/blob ( kinda held up for a second, more came in but I died beforehand)

I don't remember this at all, musta been drunk.

I'm an idiot and double clicked cloak.

Newports -

Tackled by multiple WTs alone. Almost got out, but I fecked it up.

Honoered 1v1 with (slaved) WT.

Blopped without remorse, by 4 redeemers. Was originally a damn close/fair fight too.

I also lost a shuttle and ALMOST my +5s to a smartbombing BS gatecamp in rancer.

Not a bad month. Shane Wolfe I miss you.

Some More AARs from Azn.

If you read the last post, then you know this is a continuance. If you didn't go read it.

For Azn -

As always with the Minnie Militia kill reports, the different battle reports are all kinda linked into one blob.

I'll try to separate them as best as I can. 
First engagement was a few BCs vs a few other BCs, however we apparently had some abbadons land as well, and a neutral proteus helping us out by shooting one of the pirate amarr. He then proceeded to shoot one of OUR pilots who was pirate and so we GCCed and killed him for it. He had a falcon as well as another t2 cruiser with him as well, but they jumped.

 Second engagement was pretty much our same fleet, and the Amarr coming back with a pilgrim, vaga, proteus, as well as some support BCs. We baited and they sprung the trap. I decloaked 15KM from the vagabond and immediately overloaded my entire mid-rack to get scram/web on him. I called on comms and other people pointed other things, mainly the SFI, protues, a frig or two, etc. SFI died about when the vaga did, then we all focused fire on the brick of a proteus, and at some point someone popped a frig or two.

The last fight was a slugfest, with amarr bringing somewhere between 15 and 20 bcs, a loki, and 3x guardians. We came back with 6 BS, a few BCs, and a triaged carrier. I was primed first but carrier saved me, we lost 2 of our canes and additional reinforcements in the way of a few BS came to help us. A bit blobby and overkill but they have a tendency to do it to us so W/e. They reformed and came up with 24 BS and no loki (tarp much?), and we couldn't get the numbers to fight, so we blueballed.

Alone

Plugged in my chip and checked my EVE-mails, seems someone didn't like that I wardecced their corporation and sent some mercs after me. Small corporation, 12 guys, from the intelligence I've gathered (none) seem to be in fact a corporation operating in New Eden. Interesting. I just don't care to even look into them, Its not worth it. I am now involved in six wars, including the Amarrian and Caldari nations.

Noticed another mail, Rendeath decided to leave the corporation. Went to another corporation in the militia. Good luck I guess, seems OMGROFLSTOMP has lost some of its appeal. With Rendeath gone, and Duke gone, it seems I am alone again. Rod is on a semi-permenent vacation on Auga Prime, and Shane hasn't shown up for a meeting since he got his new apartment in gallente space. Seems those gallente girls just throw themselves at minmatar soldiers, can't say I blame them.

Well, someones gotta do the killing, and I guess that falls to me. Usually does anyway TBH, its how I like it.

"gratz you just pissed off the wrong person"

Eve-mail and Private communications log regarding the destruction of a Retriever class mining barge. (This)

thanks buddy
From: Nyuki Veksha
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:10
To: Aznwithbeard, 

thanks for blownin me up
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Re: thanks buddy
From: Aznwithbeard
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:10
To: Nyuki Veksha, 


autopiloting thru lowsec is a bad idea.
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Re: Re: thanks buddy
From: Nyuki Veksha
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:11
To: Aznwithbeard, 

yep, huzzah for losing a hard days work


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[06:12:00] Aznwithbeard > how is that a hard days work?
[06:13:04] Nyuki Veksha > umm i go and mine for the stuff and then buy it in rens.....sheesh its not im on 24/7 with a damn orca
[06:13:19] Aznwithbeard > you had nothing in ur cargo bay.
[06:13:38] Aznwithbeard > nothing worth anything, in any case.
[06:14:09] Aznwithbeard > 10 mil isk ship loss = a small price to pay to learn to never autopilot thru lowsec, ESPECIALLY AMAMAKE, ever again.
[06:14:11] Nyuki Veksha > sure i didnt
[06:14:35] Nyuki Veksha > lol just remember karmas a bitch buddy
[06:14:35] Aznwithbeard > http://omgroflstomp.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10062008 you had approx 1 mil isk worth of stuff in ur cargo bay.
[06:14:46] Aznwithbeard > m8, i die in amamake all the time. lol
[06:15:03] Nyuki Veksha > gratz you just pissed off the wrong person

Cowards

I took a walk down to my hanger today to take an inventory of what ships I have collected over the last few months and noticed a cargo box with the word "THORAX" stamped on the side in black ink. I bought a few of them and built a few nano/shield/autocannon thoraxs some months back to experiment with their longevity, and apparently this one never got built.

The shield/nano/AC thorax held up decently, less DPS then a rupture but able to hold a flight of ec-300s in addition to a flight of warrior drones, and longer lasting cap with MWD on, its a pretty decent trade off. However with the recent completion of the requirements needed to install and use tech2 blasters, I decided it was time to test a gallente ship with gallente weaponry. After conversing with my chief about the various pros/cons to different fittings, I selected a fit I was happy with and undocked into augas black sky.

After picking up some necessary modules and ammunition in Vard, I headed around into Kourmonen, which had a healthy amount of biblethumpers floating about. A few warps and some scans later, I had a mostly complete list of that was in the system (war target wise)

Harbinger
Hurricane
Myrmidon
Guardian
Curse
Malediction
Drake
Retribution

I was with two pilots in frigates and decided that the above listing was a bit too much for us. I few warps later and I noticed the drake pilot was nano-fit (MWD, nanos, capable of going 1400 m/s) and had either
A) a faction warp disruptor
B) a very healthy fleet booster or
C) both, as he was pointing me at 35 KM.

I noticed that he was also using HMLs and not HAMs, so the DPS was not very high, and I decided to ask the pilot to fight me by himself, in the same ships, away from our respective fleets.  No answer in local communications, so I attempted to open up a conversation with the pilot "Lugalzagezi666". Not allowed to contact? He blocked me? The nerve. Made fun of him and asked any Amarr capsuleer to open communications forwarding my request. 10 WT in local, all very much active, and no response. Interesting.

Checked out a beacon in the system, landed on the aforementioned pilot, who quickly warp disrupted me and opened fire. Seems that while he can not be bothered to speak, he can shoot, and my scanner looks kinda full. Hit the MWD, aligned for auga, burnt out of his (very) long point range and warped to a safe near Auga.

Opened communications with my brother, asking him to talk to the pilot. Tells me the pilot said " I tried to 1v1, but you warped off" followed by a closing of the communications channel and (more then likely, not confirmed yet, just judging by the actions of the pilot previously) an additional block.

Coward, even with bigger + tankier cowardly Caldari ships, fleet boosting, and long range weaponry, he will not engage in an arranged 1v1.

Warp to the titan?

It feels like I haven't flown a ship in a week. Sure I sit in them, mainly to surf through the Galnet channels and see whos pissing who off, how the action has been, who the newest member of the "she looked like a nice Gallente girl, but now I have this rash" club is, and most importantly, if there are any fleets up.

I plugged in my chip today in the hopes of killing some biblethumpers, but got real lazy and just bullshitted with my brother for half the day. He helped me sneak my first Brutix into Auga the other night and wanted a tour of the station. He seemed a bit concerned about the lack of open shops on the market level and that the entire station smelled like piss, but I think this was his first time in lowsec and he doesn't know any better.

So we're at Slavehound's near my hanger on level four slamming back shots that I don't even know what to call, and my brother kept blabbering on about some ninja salvager he took care of the other night. He talked about his baiting, general strategy, and explained when to overheat to me like I've never flown a gank cane, what a jackass. Seems to know a lot about fighting capsuleers for someone who hasn't left highsec since he graduated, interesting.

Seems he was running a mission for some faceless corporate manager in Frarn when some guy in a hurricane took some modules from a wreck of his. Ripped him a new one too, I'm proud of him.

Suddenly my Comms chip started buzzing, and my Ocular filter projected the grizzly image of Bald Beaver (A a gallente militia member frequenting these parts) requesting me to join his fleet. I told my brother to take a few shots and keep my seat warm while I figured out what this was all about.

Seems they needed some Armor battleships for an engagement about 20 jumps away, and I was not looking forward to it. Took me a little while, but I warmed to the idea, The insurance on the Typhoon was up in a few days, I rarely use it, and since I had no idea where the fleet was actually headed and was already in my cheap clone (slow response time, shitty implants, can't boost a powergrid for a damn) I decided to go. Late last night I decided to close down my Hanger in the curse region as ratting out there just isn't practical anymore, sold off all my ships, BPOs, crappy modules, etc. loaded up my Hurricane and set destination to Auga.

Seems AAA didn't want me to go.

Suddenly I'm in Rens puking my brains out and trying to breathe, the Clone operator slapped me on the ass, threw some clothes my way, and jammed some shitty implants in my head. Makes me feel like a 30 ISK hooker every damned time. Whatever.

Anyway, got kinda sidetracked there, undocked my pod from auga and hit the kourm gate en route to get my typhoon. Landed on the station in Kourm just a little off and next to a cynabal, suddenly I wake up in rens puking my brains out and getting slapped on the ass again. FFS that clone couldn't even land on a station right? Put my pants on and kicked the clone operator in the dick, guarantee bitch, your upgrading my clone for free this time.

Got the phoon a few minutes later, dest was Villore, some shitty corner of gallente space. Hit lowsec with the fleet and now we're... warping to a titan? Great. Seems the fleet is a mix of minnie/gallente militia and some randoms who were dropping caps on some corporations POS I've never heard of. For fucks sake why did I even wake up this morning?

Dreads hit siege, Carriers hit triage, and like clockwork Enemy fleet cyno drops in, to which we counter drop our BS fleet. Targets called, torps launched, Dammit I hate fleet fights. The only saving grace is the assorted faction/navy battleships on the field, like this Four Billion ISK Bhaalgorn.
Their fleet bails or goes inside the POS, We start looting the field, when suddenly Abbadons. Tens of them. Shooting at me. Feck. Broadcast for reps, Seems the Carriers ran out of stront and bailed, wonderful . Explosions, in a pod, warp out even though home is 16 jumps away. Vomiting twice in one day is my limit. We won the fight, but they held the field. 

Forgot to tell my brother to go home, dickhead's definitely falling off the barstool by now. Mom would be so proud.

Finally a new post (OOC)

Damn its been a little over a week since my last post, RL has been kicking the shit out of me. 50+ hour workweeks + girlfriend and I have been looking for a new car for her (test drove a 3 series BMW last Saturday, fecking nice) and also the weather has been nice so I have been running out of work, running to play basketball, running home to eat/shower/pass out.

On the eve front I have been cross training a bit, and can now fly all races frig and everything but amarrian cruisers, which I currently have no desire to fly. Currently working on caldari cruiser 4, think I am gunna throw Med blaster 5 + Gallente cruiser 5 up next. Can't wait to fly a 800+ DPS thorax. May also do caldari cruiser 5 so I can fly a boost tengu for newports, who seriously, should just get into militia already so I can rape face.

Took my first drake out on Azn last night and GCCed on a retriever and a punisher. Retriever off a gate in lowsec + me bored = BOOM. Punisher was semi-expensively fit (meta 4 crap) but didn't even make a whimper and just rolled over and died, poor bastard followed me to an astroid belt and didn't GTFO.


Anyway just a quick update, I am going to attempt to do an IC one as soon as something interesting happens.

Sorry Smith, Order Another One

Lately I find myself running around Heimatar By myself, trying to find some Amarrians to kill without backup. Seems the Amarrians will have none of that, and I have been losing ships left and right. Smith is not pleased as she fill out all the request forms for new ships, the insurance claim paperwork, as well as letters to the dead crewmens families.

First up was the Domi. I knew the proteus was bait. I knew he had a gang with him in the vicinity. I watched a brother aggro, and when he aggroed back, I knew I should bail. I didn't, and my first dominix exploded. However 85% of the crew as well as Smith got out quickly, as there was ample time to call an evac once I saw the WT spike in system. Almost got the ship out too, damn shame.

The next day, I decided to take out the Thorax. After sucessfully helping to hold down a vagabond and one-shotting a newer pilot in a velator, I attempted to shoot a prophecy on the Huola gate in Kourmonen. I was slowly whittling down his shields when three other enemy battlecruisers as well as a battleship jumped in and attempted to pop my cruiser. I opened up local communications and demanded an answer as to why they needed four battlecruisers and a battleship to shoot my lone cruiser, and they sheepishly replied that they came in to fight the battlecruisers that had just shot killed their vagabond. I stated that it was only the two battlecruisers, why so much firepower for that and got no answer.

Anyway I was 30ish KM from them when they entered, and successfully warped to station. Furthur aggression from a WT in an ishkur ended with local spiking by 20, me seeing 20 frigate to battlecruiser hulls MWDing at me, and him screaming away in 30% structure and myself furious I did not kill him in time.

After ten minutes and the WTs out of system, I decided to take a peek in Huola and POOF, thorax down. Reshipping immediately to a Rupture in an attempt to kill SOMETHING, I jumped back in and put the Keres in hull before succumbing to the DPS.

Ahh well, cant make an omelet without breaking some eggs right?

On a side note, corp member Shane Wolfe has provided me with a link to a NOIR parody music pack, which I am currently about to download into my interface and listen to when it is convenient. Check it out here.

To the Fallen Brothers

When I'm frustrated and have anger in my head I think of the relative ease of the life I have led. So many have struggled and died so that I may breathe air that's free, I hope when they look upon me they deem me worthy.

Blatantly Ripping off Dukes Latest Post (OOC)

Great songs to blast when you're roaming solo as provided by Azn.

And my personal favorite -

I'll eventually post more, but this shit will get you started .

Dominating in the Dominix, drunken roams, and a Fleet fight

I have had enough of this planetside bullshit. Smith convinced me we needed a vacation and who can refuse the thought of a beautiful woman in a tiny bathing suit on the black sand beaches of Pator? Should have taken more pictures of Smith to be honest, gunna miss the visuals.

Toured the cities, swam in the crystal clear oceans, preyed at the holy sites of my tribe, visited the memorial dedicated to all the brothers who were abducted by those arrogant Amarrians oh so many years ago. After seeing that, I knew it was time to go back, my mind would not let me relax while my brothers were still in captivity.

Took the Interbus shuttle back to The Pator IV - Moon 1Station and made my way back to Auga. After a quick check of my local assets and seeing nothing missing or tampered with, I decided to undock my new Dominix and give her a shakedown run.

Jumping around for literally five minutes proved fruitful as I caught a Enemy in a Typhoon landing on the Kourmonen gate in Kamela.  I locked him up and hoped he would jump through to the other side, but instead he aligned away from the gate, and as soon as I realized he was actually off gate, I tackled him with my scrambler, Stasis webifier, and gave him a nice solid DOMIBUMP™ for good measure. He reacted by target painting me, and throwing torps at me. No scram? No problem. Not knowing the strengths and weaknesses of the Domi yet ( literally first time taking it off the station) and only fairly confident in its tank, I proceeded to tell the militia of my fight after getting the typhoon down to less then 50% armor (shame on the three Minmatar Militia members in stealth bombers that just passed right on through).

It appears the brothers were not needed, and as Manos Kdo pointed out, I could have pretty much soloed him.

Shame about the Ogre 1s tho.

Afterwords I formed a fleet and we went out roaming as I throttled back a few bottles of spiced wine and the like. After smashing into a few stargates and scratching up my Myrmidon, smith thought it would be best if she flew, and I pointed which direction to go, I happily agreed. Turns out I pointed to the direction of Providence, and got my Myrm blobbed to shit and a shiny new clone activated, which was okay in my book, after two weeks in Pator, that clone was far too dirty to ever be clean again.

Woke up in Rens, threw some new implants in my head, shuttled back to Auga. Took smith a little longer. Grabbed the OMGROFLSTOMP ™ (HELL YEA TRADEMARKS)  Rupture and smashed some more criminal scum around the area as well as traded a friendly Hurricane for a Drake while under heavy fire from an Amarrian BC fleet.


After that the Amarrians chased us off with logistics and battleships, so we went back to Auga and got our own battleship/logi fleet and absolutely rolled them.  Knowing the Amarrians were not coming back any time soon, and checking my watch and freaking out, I unplugged and rolled into bed.

RL STUFF (OOC)

Sorry the updates have been short, but my EVE time is gone from a lot to very little rather quickly. I finally got a job and that's awesome, but 8-6 M-F is gunna crush my euro + aussie time zone playtime indefinitely (can't stay up til 5AM anymore).

On top of this I have several repairs I'm gunna have to make to my car, I just got home and have to do birthday shopping for my girl (her birthday is tonight, I suck at using time effectively), have to leave work and immediately go to a family thing tomorrow, then help my girls friend move on Saturday. Perhaps afterwords (unless there is pizza and beer, OFC) I can come home and play internet spaceships.

Anyway, it seems Rendeath went out in a fleet by himself last night (I am so proud, they grow up too quick) and helped to cause some mayhem, so at least the KB looks like its getting used.

Cheers to my first 2 months of paychecks going towards fixing my car/paying back my girlfriend, and the next 6 months to paying off credit card bills. Then maybe she can get her rock and I can get my house.

AZNWITHBEARDS Quote of the Something #2

"Hell hath no fury like a woman impregnated"

A Day of Celebration is Upon us

 I broke 1000 Kills today. Kind of excited about it.
Isk/ship donations are welcome and appreciated.

This is your brain on drugs -

Private Communication Channel

[03:06:59] Deadalius Shadelian > theyre squirrly
[03:07:04] Aznwithbeard > huh
[03:07:14] Deadalius Shadelian > just got a 144M kill on em
[03:07:19] Aznwithbeard > nice
[03:07:24] Deadalius Shadelian > so they total 220M
[03:07:29] Deadalius Shadelian > and were at about 30
[03:07:53] Deadalius Shadelian > but they dont dip to diplomatic solutions
[03:08:13] Aznwithbeard > do u guys have a kb?
[03:08:17] Deadalius Shadelian > how much carnage is neccessary before we crush them?
[03:08:34] Deadalius Shadelian > kb?
[03:09:02] Aznwithbeard > killboard.
[03:09:07] Aznwithbeard > also, tempest. nice
[03:09:15] Deadalius Shadelian > ah
[03:09:18] Deadalius Shadelian > u can see?
[03:09:29] Aznwithbeard > i searched ur corp, what else did u kill?
[03:09:36] Deadalius Shadelian > just that
[03:09:41] Deadalius Shadelian > rest was word play
[03:09:50] Deadalius Shadelian > beer?
[03:10:06] Deadalius Shadelian > if i must SAY
[03:10:14] Aznwithbeard > huh?
[03:10:16] Deadalius Shadelian > was mostly to my guidance
[03:10:20] Aznwithbeard > also, u said killed was 220 mil
[03:10:30] Deadalius Shadelian > 44 mill for the other
[03:10:38] Deadalius Shadelian > 170 ish for the temp
[03:11:11] Aznwithbeard > oh yea, the brutix. gotcha
[03:11:15] Aznwithbeard > ur terrible at explinations
[03:11:24] Deadalius Shadelian > i would really like for you to assist, but i know u cant come into ammar
[03:11:32] Deadalius Shadelian > lol i know
[03:11:35] Deadalius Shadelian > sorr
[03:11:42] Aznwithbeard > wow, that tempest fit is fucking terrible
[03:11:56] Deadalius Shadelian > thats their ceo
[03:12:02] Deadalius Shadelian > best foot forward right?
[03:12:07] Deadalius Shadelian > bollocks
[03:12:29] Deadalius Shadelian > as a matter of fact
[03:12:36] Deadalius Shadelian > as soon as they stop the war
[03:12:54] Deadalius Shadelian > i'm thinking about picking it back up
[03:13:12] Deadalius Shadelian > been trying to bait em into it
[03:13:19] Deadalius Shadelian > long talks on the beach
[03:13:22] Deadalius Shadelian > but no bites
[03:13:37] Aznwithbeard > what the fuck are you talking about?
[03:13:56] Deadalius Shadelian > their psycey?
[03:14:03] Deadalius Shadelian > as in i go in
[03:14:08] Deadalius Shadelian > talk em up
[03:14:13] Deadalius Shadelian > diplomatic solution
[03:14:16] Deadalius Shadelian > then BAM
[03:14:22] Deadalius Shadelian > spart all over again
[03:14:32] Deadalius Shadelian > sparta*
[03:14:33] Aznwithbeard > start what over agai n
[03:14:48] Deadalius Shadelian > in laymens terms
[03:15:08] Deadalius Shadelian > i talk them into a diplomatic solution to the war effort aganst each other
[03:15:17] Deadalius Shadelian > isk, ships whatever
[03:15:24] Deadalius Shadelian > and we gather in a central location
[03:15:28] Deadalius Shadelian > then BAM
[03:15:31] Deadalius Shadelian > we kill them all
[03:15:42] Deadalius Shadelian > wam bam thank you mam
[03:16:23] Deadalius Shadelian > not working for u?
[03:16:28] Deadalius Shadelian > worked for that tempist
[03:16:40] Deadalius Shadelian > they have scorpion,and mael too
[03:16:50] Deadalius Shadelian > but i have my domi
[03:16:54] Deadalius Shadelian > so pppfffft
[03:17:02] Deadalius Shadelian > actually, its all dependent
[03:17:26] Deadalius Shadelian > its moar than just internet spaceships man
[03:17:39] Deadalius Shadelian > u can fuck with anyones mind thats conected
[03:18:02] Aznwithbeard > ok lemme read what u wrote
[03:18:29] Aznwithbeard > ok dead, you really gotta do me a favor.
[03:18:42] Aznwithbeard > say out loud what you write, then, if it makes sense, click the enter button.
[03:19:08] Deadalius Shadelian > ok
[03:19:24] Deadalius Shadelian > i'm trying to make them my aquantencise
[03:19:30] Deadalius Shadelian > my friends
[03:19:38] Deadalius Shadelian > while they are still at war
[03:19:42] Deadalius Shadelian > to null th war
[03:19:47] Deadalius Shadelian > to crush them
[03:20:21] Aznwithbeard > also, full thought process, 1 paragraph, multiple enter smashes not nessessary
[03:20:29] Deadalius Shadelian > kk
[03:20:47] Deadalius Shadelian > i'm trying to get an enemy to trust me, so we can stave a war
[03:21:17] Deadalius Shadelian > a war that were winning, and a war that they see as an obligation because of
[03:21:55] Deadalius Shadelian > they started the dec, for easy targets, but were not so easy and i want to lay the god damn hammer down to prove it
[03:22:23] Aznwithbeard > why not just declare the war mutual then?
[03:22:37] Deadalius Shadelian > ....i've been trying
[03:22:49] Aznwithbeard > ur CEO or director has to do it.
[03:22:52] Deadalius Shadelian > so much so that the corp has named me diplomatic
[03:23:49] Aznwithbeard > no, dead, directors/ceos can go into the corp window, and declare the war mutual, meaning it goes on forever until one party surrenders to the other
[03:24:05] Deadalius Shadelian > hmm
[03:24:13] Deadalius Shadelian > kk
[03:24:16] Deadalius Shadelian > i'll bring it up
[03:24:21] Deadalius Shadelian > :) ty
[03:24:27] Aznwithbeard > mhm.
[03:24:47] Deadalius Shadelian > but thats what i've been dealing with
[03:24:59] Deadalius Shadelian > i helped to coordinate that kill
[03:25:34] Aznwithbeard > you gotaa like... stay off the acid deadilious. lol




<3 you dead, please stop using :)

Azn gets inter-militia aggro (OOC)

Private Communication log ----------------------------------------------------------------

[04:05:50] Sekret > You mad at me?"
[04:06:37] Sekret > Did I do wrong?
[04:06:46] Sekret > to you?
[04:10:01] Sekret > Did I offend you somehow?
[04:10:28] Sekret > Other than telling you the truth about what Mara and others said about you in corp chat?
[04:11:25] Sekret > Nasty is your friend so are many of them... others not so much.
[04:16:47] Sekret Well, dude, I guess you only want to talk one direction so ... you just have a nice day.  I'm not giving you shit in militia chat, unless you start it, no reason for you to handle it any other way.
[04:43:32] Aznwithbeard > was afk, what now?
[04:43:44] Sekret > Nothing, what have I done to offend you?
[04:44:00] Aznwithbeard > not today, no lol
[04:44:11] Sekret > Then the other day?
[04:44:15] Aznwithbeard > whats this stuff u speak of regarding ppl smacking me?
[04:44:48] Sekret > You read it, do you really want it said again?  I do not lie.
[04:45:28] Aznwithbeard > [04:10:28] Sekret > Other than telling you the truth about what Mara and others said about you in corp chat? is the only thing i read
[04:45:30] Sekret > There are people in TRIAD who think you drink too much, cuss too much and are a sloppy FC...
[04:45:56] Sekret > Mara does not like the way you talk when you are an FC and unbless does not trust you.
[04:46:23] Sekret > He thinks you lead fleets to their doom...  I dont know what they will tell you when you ask and really I dont give a shit.
[04:46:38] Aznwithbeard > didnt plan on asking em. lol

[04:47:32] Aznwithbeard > doesnt like the way i speak when i FC? lol
[04:47:46] Sekret > He thinks you drink too much and cuss too much.
[04:48:01] Aznwithbeard > gotta be mara.
[04:48:03] Sekret > **statement removed to protect the player**
[04:48:23] Sekret > **statement removed to protect the player**
[04:48:37] Aznwithbeard >**statement removed to protect the player**
[04:49:18] Garrmor > Course not... not without Mara pushing it and restrepo...  That corp is fighting a religious battle internally and that is fine.  **statement removed to protect the player**
[04:49:53] Garrmor >**statement removed to protect the player**
[04:50:09] Garrmor >**statement removed to protect the player**
[04:50:52] Aznwithbeard > uhh
[04:51:14] Aznwithbeard > i said "**statement removed to protect the player**" i just knew it was comin from the other day.
[04:52:46] Sekret > Umm, ok, my bad, well it got you information you might not have gotten. **statement removed to protect the player**
[04:53:20] Aznwithbeard > gotcha.
[04:53:22] Sekret >**statement removed to protect the player**
[04:53:46] Sekret > but what I told you is what was said in corp chat
[04:54:06] Aznwithbeard > it happens.
[04:54:14] Sekret > Unbless is definately not your friend, Anya is... Mara is not...
[04:54:47] Sekret > Me, I hold your whole corp suspect but I think it is a vetting issue more than anything else.
[04:54:58] Sekret > Im just being honest.
[04:55:02] Aznwithbeard > vetting?
[04:55:03] Aznwithbeard > suspect?
[04:55:06] Aznwithbeard > huh?
[04:55:12] Sekret > Yeah, pirates slip into every corp.
[04:55:18] Sekret > TRIAD included.
[04:55:28] Aznwithbeard > lol
[04:55:53] Sekret > The other evening they were pissed at you because you advertised fleet in the fleet window.  Me I think that is hardly reason to get an attitude... they do.
[04:56:14] Sekret > Way I see it you advertize fleet but not comp.
[04:56:35] Sekret > You want pilots you advertize, but folks are vetted by the FC and those he knows best.
[04:56:52] Aznwithbeard > lets see, me + the other guy that started the corp with me are EX Ushra khan. I have an EX NOIR pilot i flew with for awhile,, someone ive known for a year, and one random dude thats kind of new  [to pvp]. i think my corp is OK. lol
[04:56:55] Sekret > They dont think that way and that is why they are getting there asses kicked in Vard.
[04:57:31] Aznwithbeard > wat is "vetted"?
[04:57:34] Sekret > Well that and Unbless has a plan to take Vard and stage it to take Ama from the pirates?
[04:58:01] Sekret > Vetted means, "identified by a trusted person as another trusted person."
[04:58:37] Aznwithbeard > gotcha.
[04:58:49] Sekre t> You use your trusted friends to identify their trusted friends... thereby minimizing the risk of untrustworthy joiners.
[04:59:08] Sekret > Well anyway it is late for me...  Sleep well.


* Random quotes taken from Militia as I was AFK and not responding to private comms channel*



[ 2011.04.28 03:55:57 ] Sekret > You should have heard the things they said about you in fleet chat,  Azn, the stuff you could not hear.  Sekret LOLS at Azn.
[ 2011.04.28 03:56:24 ] Sekret > Drunk, strong language, all that crap Azn.
[ 2011.04.28 03:58:47 ] Sekret > But Azn, don't give me shit here when they say the same things about you behind your back.
[ 2011.04.28 04:02:37 ] Sekret > Guess Azn gave up on me.
[ 2011.04.28 04:20:17 ] Sekret > But yes, that is exactly what I heard in that corp chat channel...  The night you took over for nitro and told everyone to STFU... *** [ I had still not responded in any channels at this point, he just thought he should reinforce his point 20 minutes later I guess] ***


I drink too much, curse too much, and yell at people when I FC. Goddamn is there any other mother fuckin way to live? Free beers on me. Lets drink til gallente trollops look hot.

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On a side note, a special welcome to Shane Wolfe, our newest member,  over one year known IG and trusted leader of our ever expanding (lol) carebear detachment.

Aznwithbeards Quote of the something #1

If women really want you to last all night in the bedroom, why do they get so damned angry when you come home drunk?

Some Random Questions (ooc)

I sent out some eve-mails asking people to send me some questions they may have about me, FW, PVP, etc. I got a decent number of replies, and a few duplicate answers.  Without further adieu;

Are you really Asian? - No, 1/2 Italian and 1/2 a euro mutt.

Do you have a beard? Yea, my girl hates it when I shave my face.

Y U NO FLY FRIGATES ANYMOAR!?  I feel as though frigates are way too fragile for my type of flying. If I am flying a frigate, Its generally T1, as T2 Frig prices are just dumb. (20-25 mil for T2 frig, or 20-30 mil for t2 Fit cruiser, which outdps and outtanks the frigs)

What is your vision of a "good fight"? A fight where you do not know who is going to win before the engagement begins. Where we know what they have, they know what we have, no one hot drops, no one brings in reinforcements, just a good old fashioned slug-fest (preferably with no ewar or logistics)

Male or female in real life? Male

Male or female toon i game? 2 toons, both male. My gf has a toon on my alts account, which is female (and she never plays), and has never had an active training queue.

Why did you pick what you picked? I have always been drawn to being the underdog, though, as I now have 2 minmatar pvp toons, i really wish one was either gallente or amarrian (for the battleships)

What do you think of people who play the opposite sex in Eve (or any game)? If they like playing it, let em play it. It has no bearing on me to be honest. I do hate that men drool over females playing MMORGS or FPS etc. You guys need to leave your house more.

Martial status? On and off with my girl for 4.5 years, who is currently pushing for marriage and children.

If you are in a relationship, what does your partner think about eve and the time you spend on eve?  Its definitely been a problem since day one. When I play console games it does not bother her, hell sometimes shell take the controller from me (she loves call of duty) but for some reason, she HATES EVE WITH A PASSION. The only reason she has a toon was for when she was living at her parents, and I didn't pick up the phone. She would log in eve and PM me. However, in her defense, I play this stupid game way too much and should (and have been trying to) log off when she gets home from work.

If you were to get married, would your eve playing habits change? If so, how? That, my friend, is a good question. THBI currently live with the girlfriend, so I don't think marriage would change it too much, I think children would, though.

If you were to get married, if your spouse played eve, do you think that would help or hurt your marriage? Why? I think it would be awesome to be able to fly around with my lady blowing shit up. That could be construed as "her and me" time right?

Does any member of your family play eve? I know absolutely no one IRL who plays eve.


Why Minmatar FW? Some of the other corps/alliances I was in had "scheduled" PVP or CTAs. I didn't really want to do that anymore. I want to log in, shoot stuff, and log off. Logging in at 4am to shoot a POS tower or fight an enemy BS fleet is just kind of.... stupid/obsessive to me.

What do you like best of FW? an endless amount of bible-thumpers to kill.

What do you like the least of FW? The fact that our side (as well as our enemies) feel the need to outclass/number their targets before engaging, almost every time.

What would be your ultimate adventure for one night of fw? To where? flying what? Against whom or for what purpose? A night long battle royale, just fighting across a few systems for several hours. Constant explosions on both sides, you died? reship and get back into the fight. No cap drops, no blobs, just good old fashioned brawling all night.

How do you finance or make isk for continued PvP? Since joining my first nulsec alliance ( that would also be the time I started PVPing) I generally made money by scooping the loot of downed enemy ships, saving them up, and selling it in highsec, which I still do to this day. Every once in a while I'll get lucky and find an offlined pos (or ridiculously stupid person in a faction fitted ship)  with officer/deadspace/faction mods in it, which is always nice. I have never actually bought a plex or GTC, which I am kind of proud of.

Does being in Factional Warfare handicap or enhance your ability to finance the continued PvP? Ehh, I have been in it for about 3 months, and I have about the same amount of ISK I had when I started so I'd say about the same. Maybe a little more of a pain as I die more regularly. However I could do some FW missions and make massive isk (apparently) if I need to.

Is the amount of isk earned from doing Factional Warfare missions equal to regular missions? you get A LOT of LP for doing almost nothing in FW missions, also, certain items from the TLF ( tribal liberation force [the main entity of fw] ) store are discounted GREATLY giving you a lot more isk/LP. For example, a stabber fleet issue costs only 45k LP from the TLF store whereas its 90k (100k?) LP from somewhere like Brutor Tribe.

While in Factional Warfare, can Player Corporations not involved with Factional Warfare declare war on your Corporation? Yes, and Vice versa. I can wardec any corporation I want at the moment, just as they can wardec me.

Is there a lot of Pod kill's in Factional Warfare? All the time ( ive been lucky so far)

Do you use Jump Clones? yea, but mostly to move between the implants I have installed, not to relocate

Attribute and Hardwiring Implants installed? Both usually.

What level or type of implants? Between my toons I have +2s, +3s,+4s,+5s, LG slaves, LG crystals. I think everything but the +2s have hardwiring installed as well.

Favorite Fight? Without a doubt this.  I Used to take out small cruiser gangs like that all the time just looking for fights, and for some reason, That has always just been like, my favorite fight, 3 cruisers, a bomber, and a (very new player who was way too close) dictor vs a recon, a BC, and a bomber where everything dies but me and two bombers? Awesome fun. I remember being at like 15% structure when the brutix finally went down, trying to loot the field with around 10 hostiles in the station we just fought on; Was all good fun though.

Favorite ship? I don't really have one. I have my own flavors of the month (bellicose at the moment). If I had to pick I would say Cyclone or rupture. Theyre both REALLY awesome ships that can be fit quite cheaply and put the hurt on. (another favorite is myrmidon, but to be honest it costs about double what the cyclone does, and I am cheap IG and IRL.)

Favorite Previous Corp? MSCS, part of UK. Only Corp that really made me feel like I was part of a family.

If I missed a question, or have some of your own, feel free to drop me a line.