Actual Chat with Regicyde (ooc)

------------ Actual Comms Log with CEO of The Boondock Saints ---------



[ 2011.07.06 01:16:15 ] Aznwithbeard > hi u rang?
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:23 ] Aznwithbeard > which corp paid ya?
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:23 ] Regicyde > o7
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:30 ] Regicyde > for shame
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:36 ] Aznwithbeard > ?
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:38 ] Regicyde > discretion is a part of the contract
[ 2011.07.06 01:19:57 ] Regicyde > but they pay well
[ 2011.07.06 01:20:16 ] Aznwithbeard > wow shoulda just paid me 2 drop dec
[ 2011.07.06 01:20:45 ] Regicyde > would have been a viable coa
[ 2011.07.06 01:21:00 ] Regicyde > though I rarely see corps pay protection money
[ 2011.07.06 01:21:03 ] Regicyde > the smart ones anyway
[ 2011.07.06 01:21:39 ] Aznwithbeard > whatd they pay if u dont mind me asking?
[ 2011.07.06 01:22:09 ] Regicyde > weekly sum - with bonus per kill/pod and bonus when dec is dropped
[ 2011.07.06 01:22:18 ] Aznwithbeard > ahhhh
[ 2011.07.06 01:23:07 ] Regicyde > there is a blocade and harrassement sub para as well - but not additional sum for that activity
[ 2011.07.06 01:24:15 ] Aznwithbeard > that wont work well, will just jc lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:24:19 ] Aznwithbeard > u out here by urself good sir?
[ 2011.07.06 01:24:32 ] Regicyde > negative
[ 2011.07.06 01:24:48 ] Regicyde > though I'm the only one on the undock atm
[ 2011.07.06 01:24:55 ] Aznwithbeard > i know, i see ur drake
[ 2011.07.06 01:25:04 ] Aznwithbeard > figured id offer up a 1v1
[ 2011.07.06 01:25:06 ] Regicyde > god bless alts
[ 2011.07.06 01:25:14 ] Aznwithbeard > alt? nah, window in the CQ
[ 2011.07.06 01:25:20 ] Regicyde > lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:25:40 ] Aznwithbeard > was gunna offer u a friendly 1v1
[ 2011.07.06 01:26:18 ] Regicyde > apologies - but im not the duelling sort except inside my corp.  I'm not in the habit of fighting fair
[ 2011.07.06 01:26:27 ] Aznwithbeard > haha fair enough
[ 2011.07.06 01:27:03 ] Aznwithbeard > u doin the neut rr thing?
[ 2011.07.06 01:36:40 ] Aznwithbeard > guess thats a yes
[ 2011.07.06 01:36:52 ] Regicyde > negative mate
[ 2011.07.06 01:36:52 ] Regicyde > sorry
[ 2011.07.06 01:36:56 ] Regicyde > we don't do neut rr
[ 2011.07.06 01:37:09 ] Regicyde > just seemed kind of unsporting
[ 2011.07.06 01:37:11 ] Regicyde > to be blunt
[ 2011.07.06 01:39:48 ] Aznwithbeard > well thats good
[ 2011.07.06 01:39:56 ] Aznwithbeard > i still cant take 2 ham drakes and a myrm
[ 2011.07.06 01:40:13 ] Regicyde > guess it depends how fast you think you can kill me
[ 2011.07.06 01:40:21 ] Aznwithbeard > ham drake? not fast enough
[ 2011.07.06 01:41:32 ] Aznwithbeard > suppose i could just try to split ya up between gates, but then im racing the clock on 3 high tanking ships, seems no fun,k specially when im bout to get a back rupb and watch hangover!
[ 2011.07.06 01:41:47 ] Aznwithbeard > + i wanna hassle miners, not orphanage. lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:42:23 ] Regicyde > got to hand it to the miners  - hiring mercs is a viable course of action for them
[ 2011.07.06 01:42:33 ] Aznwithbeard > id definately agree.
[ 2011.07.06 01:42:36 ] Regicyde > I won't lie and say I'll 1v1 you
[ 2011.07.06 01:42:51 ] Regicyde > but we will follow you
[ 2011.07.06 01:42:54 ] Aznwithbeard > and thats honorable, will make sure to represent that in the blog.
[ 2011.07.06 01:43:30 ] Regicyde > no point in lying
[ 2011.07.06 01:43:41 ] Regicyde > professionalism goes a long way
[ 2011.07.06 01:44:02 ] Regicyde > you run a blog?
[ 2011.07.06 01:44:08 ] Regicyde > god bless strategic messaging
[ 2011.07.06 01:44:24 ] Aznwithbeard > link in bio
[ 2011.07.06 01:44:33 ] Aznwithbeard > strategic messaging?
[ 2011.07.06 01:45:00 ] Regicyde > sorry
[ 2011.07.06 01:45:05 ] Regicyde > fancy term for PR
[ 2011.07.06 01:45:12 ] Aznwithbeard > lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:45:24 ] Aznwithbeard > nah its mostly me ranting and some IC and idk wtf it is. lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:45:50 ] Regicyde > if you post my pic make sure its a good angle :)
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:11 ] Aznwithbeard > so like..... that angle?
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:12 ] Aznwithbeard > ^^
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:16 ] Regicyde > lol
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:29 ] Aznwithbeard > i know ur name from somewhere, u make a pvp vid?
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:35 ] Aznwithbeard > and whyd u kids leave orphanage?
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:36 ] Regicyde > Negative
[ 2011.07.06 01:46:51 ] Aznwithbeard > hmmm idk
[ 2011.07.06 01:47:01 ] Regicyde > we parted on great terms and maintain a healthy rapport with them.  My lads and I wanted to go back into business for ourselves.
[ 2011.07.06 01:47:13 ] Aznwithbeard > gotcha, u in the merc contracts room?
[ 2011.07.06 01:48:29 ] Regicyde > I am
[ 2011.07.06 01:48:50 ] Aznwithbeard > maybe ive seen ya in there then. ran with noir for a lil while, hung out in that channel
[ 2011.07.06 01:48:54 ] Aznwithbeard > anyway man, bed time, 07
[ 2011.07.06 01:48:58 ] Regicyde > adios mate
[ 2011.07.06 01:49:06 ] Regicyde > I'd say good hunting, but that'd be counter-productive



Seems like a decent enough guy, not really worthy of a post, but I figured it seems that this war may be the most fun out of all my decs -

Russian chicks are flexible

[14:26:11] Alexander Leros > Кто поможет мне крейсера замочить за деньги ??
[14:26:24] Alexander Leros > плачу 1000000 и за них по 500000 дают ?
[14:26:26] Newports Indeed > she did what to her vagina??!?!?
[14:26:31] mattnova > bliwret
[14:26:34] legkon > тебя и абсолютно бесплатно
[14:26:36] railo > лучше на репетитора потрать деньги)
[14:26:37] Newports Indeed > a whole bowling ball!??!?!?!?!
[14:26:39] railo > по русскому)
[14:26:46] Damlone > hahahaha
[14:26:47] Damlone > no shit
[14:26:51] Kurt Flinkmann > Райло, +1
[14:26:51] Twinroads > that's... actually impressive..
[14:26:56] Damlone > very
[14:27:02] mattnova > funniest thing ive heard allday
[14:29:03] EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local Channel

"gratz you just pissed off the wrong person"

Eve-mail and Private communications log regarding the destruction of a Retriever class mining barge. (This)

thanks buddy
From: Nyuki Veksha
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:10
To: Aznwithbeard, 

thanks for blownin me up
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Re: thanks buddy
From: Aznwithbeard
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:10
To: Nyuki Veksha, 


autopiloting thru lowsec is a bad idea.
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Re: Re: thanks buddy
From: Nyuki Veksha
Sent: 2011.07.02 06:11
To: Aznwithbeard, 

yep, huzzah for losing a hard days work


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[06:12:00] Aznwithbeard > how is that a hard days work?
[06:13:04] Nyuki Veksha > umm i go and mine for the stuff and then buy it in rens.....sheesh its not im on 24/7 with a damn orca
[06:13:19] Aznwithbeard > you had nothing in ur cargo bay.
[06:13:38] Aznwithbeard > nothing worth anything, in any case.
[06:14:09] Aznwithbeard > 10 mil isk ship loss = a small price to pay to learn to never autopilot thru lowsec, ESPECIALLY AMAMAKE, ever again.
[06:14:11] Nyuki Veksha > sure i didnt
[06:14:35] Nyuki Veksha > lol just remember karmas a bitch buddy
[06:14:35] Aznwithbeard > http://omgroflstomp.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10062008 you had approx 1 mil isk worth of stuff in ur cargo bay.
[06:14:46] Aznwithbeard > m8, i die in amamake all the time. lol
[06:15:03] Nyuki Veksha > gratz you just pissed off the wrong person

Something stupid, but amusing (ooc)

I love when things work out for my amusement. I was cloaked with azn on the ossagur gate in amamake getting eyes for my alt newports, who was bringing a typhoon into lowsec for azn. When I landed off the gate cloaked, there was (surprise surprise) a Bane gatecamp pwning some poor noob in a hurricane. After asking in militia if anyone wanted to fleet to kill the apoc off the gate and getting no response, I started speaking in local to the guy (admiral Lazaraus) in the apoc.


[22:54:11] Piglett > o/ azn
[22:54:18] Aznwithbeard > 0/
[22:55:02] Aznwithbeard > Admiral Lazaraus you should be aligned m8
[22:55:23] Admiral Lazaraus > i am
[22:55:31] Aznwithbeard > ur goin 0 m/s
[22:55:41] Admiral Lazaraus > plus you aint gonna do anything anyhow
[22:55:56] Aznwithbeard > love im just looking out for ur best interest.
[22:56:01] Admiral Lazaraus > i c
[22:56:06] Kush Monster > awe so sweet
[22:56:21] Admiral Lazaraus > you be surprised how fast i warp out when you uncloak
[22:56:25] Aznwithbeard > dont want my babies getting hurt. lowsec gate camping can be tough.


(local spikes by about 30, Apoc gets tackled by another pirate corporation, members of the Shadow cartel)

[22:58:51] Aznwithbeard > but do u listen.... noooooooooooooooooooo
[22:58:53] Demerz > luls, says piscis, that's ironic
[22:59:10] W0wbagger > [22:56:21] Admiral Lazaraus > you be surprised how fast i warp out when you uncloak
[22:59:21] Aznwithbeard > SUDDENLY PODDED.

(I assume you can figure out the last part)

predquest?

[12:35:15] Rebel marvin > ive never needed a scimi before
[12:35:36] Rebel marvin > but aprantly you cant fly one unless you have logi 5
[12:35:49] Aznwithbeard > lol
[12:35:54] Aznwithbeard > ^not fly one well
[12:36:00] Rebel marvin > which isn't what it says on the predquests
[12:36:19] Aznwithbeard > i mean think of it this way, a wolf vs a ruppy, whos winning that fight?
[12:36:34] Rebel marvin > ruppy
[12:36:38] Rebel marvin > that was easy
[12:36:39] Aznwithbeard > predquests?
[12:36:51] Aznwithbeard > wolf = more expensive then ruppy.
[12:36:54] Rebel marvin > the skill requirements
[12:36:58] Rebel marvin > doesnt matter
[12:37:03] Rebel marvin > ruppy wins
[12:37:08] Aznwithbeard > i know, and thats my point
[12:37:19] Aznwithbeard > hell a ruppy will fuck up a rapier, provided he gets a scram on it.
[12:37:25] Rebel marvin > yup
[12:37:49] Aznwithbeard > wtf is a predquest?
[12:37:55] Rebel marvin > ruppy could probablly take 5 wolfs for that matter lol
[12:38:05] Rebel marvin > ship info ->
[12:38:10] Rebel marvin > predquest tab
[12:38:47] Aznwithbeard > huh
[12:38:55] Aznwithbeard > lol
[12:38:57] Aznwithbeard > prereq.
[12:39:00] Rebel marvin > what are you a noob? lol
[12:39:11] Rebel marvin > ah well
[12:39:11] Aznwithbeard > predquest = prereq. got it
[12:39:28] Aznwithbeard > ahhhh, blogged.

Ganking IRL pt. 2

[01:12:14] Sparkus Volundar > gn all o/
[01:14:32] Lord Kreza > nn o/
[01:15:16] Warp Darkmatta > night all im off o/
[01:16:08] Lord Kreza > nn man
[01:21:01] Newports Indeed > i just died in ur arms tonightttttttttttttttt
[01:21:14] Lord Kreza > tune
[01:22:43] Sparkus Volundar > It must have been something she said
[01:26:25] Newports Indeed > dude
[01:26:40] Newports Indeed > i just came back from my moms, apparently every electrical device she owns has turned to shit
[01:27:02] Lord Kreza > maybe her house is haunted
[01:27:07] Lord Kreza > does she have any pets?
[01:27:22] Newports Indeed > yes
[01:27:32] Lord Kreza > were they going nuts and barking at the wall
[01:28:22] Newports Indeed > but her comp got a virus, then her wireless router died with it, then the dvd/vcr combo demands a parental PW she doesnt have, then she wants me to hook up a dvd player TO A FUCKING TV WITHOUT ANY RCA HOOK UPS WTF
[01:28:46] Lord Kreza > ahh parents
[01:28:58] Newports Indeed > then suddenly her bfs laptop is broken and im covered in wires.
[01:29:00] Lord Kreza > did she ask you for a recent copy of the internet
[01:29:06] Lord Kreza > jesus
[01:29:10] Newports Indeed > IM THE FUCKING CAR GUY, MY FAT ASS BROTHER IS THE COMPUTER GUY. I GOT FUCKING GANKED.
[01:29:23] Newports Indeed > im petitioning life. this shit is bullshit
[01:30:28] Lord Kreza > :P
[01:34:02] Defiles > wait time on tickets are long.
[01:34:10] Newports Indeed > mmmhm
[01:35:54] Defiles > i spent 3 hours cleaning up my mates computer he had a right nasty fucker of a virus on it. I'm more or less a complete dunce with computers. was looking shit up on mine off the internet and hoping for the best on his :)
[01:37:24] Defiles > he had no antivirus or malware protection. i put him malwarebytes/AVG free/spyboy/adaware/spywareblaster and ccleaner on...he has now :)
[01:37:32] Defiles > is that a good mix by the way^^
[01:37:42] Lord Kreza > i'm off to bed, nn all
[01:38:16] Defiles > seeing as newport is the computer guy :)
[01:38:21] Defiles > gn
[01:39:54] Newports Indeed > lol
[01:40:01] Newports Indeed > i fix cars, not computers
[01:40:12] Newports Indeed > fuck it, i do it all, with my handy dandy cell phone and an IT guy.
[01:44:09] Defiles > should have put all your learning points into mechanic and never touched electronics.
[01:44:26] Defiles > even lv1 electronics is enough to get a call from mom.

Other channel


[01:10:38] EVE System > Channel MOTD: Fuck you your paying for your own god damned beer.
[01:11:32] Newports Indeed > RENDEATH LIVESSSSSSSSSSSSS
[01:12:25] Rendeath > hey man
[01:13:10] Aznwithbeard > HOW U BEEN WHATCHA BEEN UP 2 WHERE U BEEN CAPZORS
[01:15:01] Rendeath > pretty good man. been busy
[01:15:32] Aznwithbeard > yea but meeeee too
[01:16:00] Newports Indeed > everyone is breaking myy balls yeyyy
[01:28:10] xxx > Azn
[01:30:03] Newports Indeed > yeo
[01:30:16] xxx > So wife is being a byich again
[01:30:21] Newports Indeed > why
[01:31:21] xxx > She is mad because I told her she uses sex to control our marage
[01:31:57] xxx > WOw she was mad
[01:32:01] Newports Indeed > all women do that.
[01:32:34] xxx > ya but its bad she has some strange reward system
[01:33:20] xxx > I told he that is stupid and damn MAD
[01:33:28] Newports Indeed > tell her fuck u, i married u, u give me pussy, u dont have to like it, u just fucking do it
[01:34:45] Newports Indeed > great 100 navy cap boosters are missing, wonderful
[01:34:54] xxx > Hahahahah that will go over well
[01:36:17] xxx > I think she is pissed because she knows I no longer want to be with her
[01:36:54] Aznwithbeard > then divorce her man, u dont have kids right?>
[01:37:32] xxx > no
[01:38:43] Newports Indeed > so then fuck it, walk away if ur not happy.
[01:39:08] xxx > Ya probly what is going to happen
[01:39:19] Newports Indeed > u own a house or anything expensive/
[01:39:21] Newports Indeed > ?
[01:39:29] xxx > no
[01:39:48] xxx > its been over 5 years so she will probly ask for alimony
[01:40:24] Newports Indeed > does she work?
[01:40:33] xxx > no has not for 2 years
[01:40:44] Newports Indeed > well
[01:40:51] Newports Indeed > here is azns x step program
[01:40:54] xxx > she keeps saying she is going to get a job but doen not do anything about it
[01:41:14] Newports Indeed > step one - tell her to shut the fuck up, she doesnt have a job, and is not pulling her weight
[01:41:25] Newports Indeed > step 2 - tell her if she dont give u sex, ull get it elsewhere.
[01:41:46] Newports Indeed > step 3- tell her u have no kids, no house, and no money, and she will live in squaller if you leave her.
[01:41:58] Newports Indeed > step 4 - accept the incoming blowjob
[01:42:06] xxx > Hahhahaah
[01:42:34] Newports Indeed > no seriously fuck that shit. terll her to stop hert bitching if ur doing everything
[01:43:22] Newports Indeed > brb, my girlfriend wants me to take her to CVS so she can take a pregnancy test. FML
[01:43:36] xxx > OH Shit Azn
[01:59:18] Newports Indeed > back
[01:59:29] xxx > a test?
[01:59:38] Newports Indeed > ?
[02:00:00] xxx > the test she is going to take
[02:00:16] xxx > what do you think are the chances?
[02:00:44] Newports Indeed > 0%. but theres always my brutally horrible luck
[02:00:56] xxx > :-(
[02:01:09] Newports Indeed > well know soon!  lol