I love when things work out for my amusement. I was cloaked with azn on the ossagur gate in amamake getting eyes for my alt newports, who was bringing a typhoon into lowsec for azn. When I landed off the gate cloaked, there was (surprise surprise) a Bane gatecamp pwning some poor noob in a hurricane. After asking in militia if anyone wanted to fleet to kill the apoc off the gate and getting no response, I started speaking in local to the guy (admiral Lazaraus) in the apoc.
[22:54:11] Piglett > o/ azn
[22:54:18] Aznwithbeard > 0/
[22:55:02] Aznwithbeard > Admiral Lazaraus you should be aligned m8
[22:55:23] Admiral Lazaraus > i am
[22:55:31] Aznwithbeard > ur goin 0 m/s
[22:55:41] Admiral Lazaraus > plus you aint gonna do anything anyhow
[22:55:56] Aznwithbeard > love im just looking out for ur best interest.
[22:56:01] Admiral Lazaraus > i c
[22:56:06] Kush Monster > awe so sweet
[22:56:21] Admiral Lazaraus > you be surprised how fast i warp out when you uncloak
[22:56:25] Aznwithbeard > dont want my babies getting hurt. lowsec gate camping can be tough.
(local spikes by about 30, Apoc gets tackled by another pirate corporation, members of the Shadow cartel)
[22:58:51] Aznwithbeard > but do u listen.... noooooooooooooooooooo
[22:58:53] Demerz > luls, says piscis, that's ironic
[22:59:10] W0wbagger > [22:56:21] Admiral Lazaraus > you be surprised how fast i warp out when you uncloak
[22:59:21] Aznwithbeard > SUDDENLY PODDED.
(I assume you can figure out the last part)