It seems while I was "playing scrabble" with smith Rodensteiner got himself killed in not only a dramiel (not affiliated with war targets) but a drake as well (to war targets), a moment of silence if you will.
I look at my corporations loss mails and instantly I JIHAD and hit the undock in the trusty cyclone. Sensors clear and theres a criminal Ferox and Cyclone pounding on some chap in a drake, who is tanking them surprisingly well. I open up on the ferox because I haven't shot a ferox in a while and figured I should remedy that. Both of the scum deaggro and the ferox hits armor before he docks like a coward.
I hit the repair station and immediately head right back to 6-8 Brutor stations undock and see them shooting the same guys drake. Cyclone this time and I am their new primary. Idiot in a crapracal undocks and as I chew through half the cyclones shield and I can tell the cyclone pilot is getting jumpy. Decide to bait a bit and let them think they're winning, click off the booster but no luck, hes either to dumb to realize or too frightened to care. DAMMIT he docks in hull and undocks again (So does a war target in a dramiel but I think he just bails.) Stupid free shields. Whatever the ferox is still aggroed and so is the crapracal? At point plant range? NEW PRIMARY and his shields melt as the two battlecruiser pilots bail or dock and nothing else is destroyed.
I look at smith with wild eyes and I can tell she wasn't even paying attention. Too busy with her halo-vids to notice we just took on two battle-cruisers and a cruiser solo and made them run. Twice. Feck, women.
2 of same ship class vs 1? check
They dock first? check
Stuff went boom? check
Enemy smacking in local? check.
Love these Local Comms logs, hope you do too. (starts as the caracal starts melting)
[ 2011.03.15 03:52:46 ] Zephyyr > caracal should not have aggressed that close lmao
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:01 ] Aznwithbeard > BITCHES
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:10 ] Aznwithbeard > IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:12 ] Zephyyr > they dun goofed
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:20 ] ion496 > ReNS is SCARY
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:33 ] Urian Kandor > Woot
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:37 ] Aznwithbeard > YOUR FUCKING WEAK BOYS
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:39 ] Urian Kandor > Last ship gone
[ 2011.03.15 03:53:56 ] Urian Kandor > /emote high fives Rens local
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:00 ] Zephyyr > AZN i locked you to see if i needed to get reps for you.... sorry for doubting lmao
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:01 ] Escort Zodiak > we like our ships
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:06 ] Aznwithbeard > NOW GET THE FECK OFF MY LAWN
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:12 ] Urian Kandor > ^^^ That
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:20 ] Urian Kandor > And azn see you do get RR
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:23 ] Urian Kandor > So dont deny it
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:28 ] Aznwithbeard > i didnt get rr you jackass
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:29 ] Urian Kandor > When it's posted in local
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:30 ] Aznwithbeard > i was boosting.
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:31 ] Zephyyr > he didnt need rr
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:36 ] Urian Kandor > Zephyr had you locked
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:41 ] Urian Kandor > So in case you needed it
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:43 ] Urian Kandor > You had it
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:44 ] Zephyyr > im in a legion fool
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:45 ] Urian Kandor > :)
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:50 ] Urian Kandor > You just said above
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:52 ] Aznwithbeard > lolololol ur sucha fucking clown
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:55 ] Zephyyr > i was checking if he needed it
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:56 ] Urian Kandor > My god
[ 2011.03.15 03:54:56 ] Zephyyr > he didnt
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:04 ] Urian Kandor > Well why were you checking in the first place?
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:09 ] Aznwithbeard > i just tanked 2 bcs and ur cruiser BY MYSELF, put ur cyclone in hull before be docked up and killed ur caracal
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:11 ] Urian Kandor > Nothing fair about that
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:11 ] Zephyyr > cause i like him, not you
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:18 ] Urian Kandor > Ahh
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:19 ] Urian Kandor > Well
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:20 ] Urian Kandor > G4u
[ 2011.03.15 03:55:23 ] Urian Kandor > :)
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:14 ] Aznwithbeard > DAMN that was a good fight
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:23 ] Urian Kandor > It was
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:26 ] Urian Kandor > Good job man
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:28 ] Urian Kandor > Props to you
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:35 ] Aznwithbeard > wish i was in my crystal clone
[ 2011.03.15 04:00:36 ] Urian Kandor > And i am being serious
[ 2011.03.15 04:05:58 ] Aznwithbeard > not comin down escort?
[ 2011.03.15 04:07:01 ] Escort Zodiak > gimmi 2mins
[ 2011.03.15 04:07:46 ] Aznwithbeard > so thats a no then?
[ 2011.03.15 04:09:46 ] Escort Zodiak > so AZN you coming out ?
[ 2011.03.15 04:10:00 ] Aznwithbeard > ermm, i was just out
[ 2011.03.15 04:10:06 ] Aznwithbeard > u were at a safe
[ 2011.03.15 04:10:20 ] Escort Zodiak > yeah so ?
[ 2011.03.15 04:10:59 ] Aznwithbeard > ur intelect confuses me
[ 2011.03.15 04:11:11 ] Escort Zodiak > hahahah my what ?
[ 2011.03.15 04:11:35 ] Aznwithbeard > intellect.
[ 2011.03.15 04:11:39 ] HomigoshZur > sir
[ 2011.03.15 04:11:42 ] HomigoshZur > come out in a shuttle
[ 2011.03.15 04:11:47 ] HomigoshZur > i dont trust you in anything else
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:03 ] Kuroth Neidra > I do believe it's a capital offense to misspell "intellect" while talking down at someone else. (definitely correct, sorry I was super excited)
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:04 ] Escort Zodiak > well since your not coming out, im gonna turn in...
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:11 ] Escort Zodiak > might see ya tommorow
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:27 ] Aznwithbeard > k bye ( at this point I am outside, waiting for them to attempt again)
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:31 ] Escort Zodiak > gn gentlemen
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:38 ] HomigoshZur > THAT (I am outside, as you can see from this comment)
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:42 ] Aznwithbeard > lol
[ 2011.03.15 04:12:45 ] HomigoshZur > DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHUTL TO ME
[ 2011.03.15 04:13:02 ] Aznwithbeard > would u prefer me in something squishie?
[ 2011.03.15 04:13:07 ] HomigoshZur > SHUTL
[ 2011.03.15 04:13:15 ] HomigoshZur > WE CAN PLAY SHULTES AND DRAMS TOGEATHER
[ 2011.03.15 04:13:18 ] HomigoshZur > I BE DRAM
[ 2011.03.15 04:13:21 ] HomigoshZur > U BE SHUTL
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Okay so I admit, I smacked a bit myself, but that rush man, it was something else. I haven't had a fight like that for some time in a solo engagement (if ever) and I just REALLY needed to mock them. I feel really good about that fight despite them being newer capsuleers. Alas, its time for me to unplug now.
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