War Log - 2011-03-14 01:45
I come back from lazily daydreaming and sleeping away to find 8 war targets in system, and none of them in station. I send out my unaffiliated brother to check the undock and what do we have here? Seems with only one of their 2 war targets ( my 2 corporation members) online, they're feeling feisty and brave. They have a Sleipnir class command ship, Moa, Rupture, Caracal, Punisher, onyx, and an Orca (?!?) on the undock. Seems their boy Iam wants blood for my recent molestation of their corp. Hes gunna have to wait, Smith just told me if i don't watch a certain holo-vid with her shes going to stab me. Damn this woman is scary, glad shes the one that deals with most of the diplomatic obligations and ship maintenance. Most people just do what she says and I am never hassled.
Oh whoopee, Some Intaki whore with a troubled background took her pants off and won the heart of the Archura man with the strong jaw line and dashing good looks. I'm glad I wasted 30 minutes of my life watching that, damn you smith.
Quick scan of local, seems the herd has thinned a bit. Quick undock in my cyclone to be surrounded by criminals, mostly a few cruisers, but a frig floating around as well. Scoot up towards the top of the station while they pound on me. Shut down one of the cruisers engines just to get them all excited. Let them put me into low armor before i decide to start boosting again, then dock. Crush spirits first, then ship hulls. I should have probably just killed all of them so I could eat my dinner in peace, but the rage in local comms was filling enough as an appetizer to get me by, plus, smith ordered us some food and it had arrived.
LOCAL COMMS
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[ 2011.03.14 02:27:59 ] Urian Kandor > Really azn?
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:03 ] Aznwithbeard > sup?
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:09 ] Urian Kandor > docked
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:13 ] Aznwithbeard > lol
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:14 ] Urian Kandor > Not very fair
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:15 ] Urian Kandor > :)
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:17 ] Aznwithbeard > oh u wanted me to play?
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:29 ] CAAN0N > urian want me to bump him off for u?
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:29 ] Aznwithbeard > i figured id just do what you do.
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:40 ] Urian Kandor > Hehe
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:44 ] Urian Kandor > Sure CANNON why not
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:49 ] CAAN0N > i choose not tbh
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:50 ] Urian Kandor > Since youve done it to me so many times
[ 2011.03.14 02:28:53 ] Urian Kandor > :)
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:15 ] Aznwithbeard > so what you got out there urian?
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:29 ] Escort Zodiak > (new angry wt) same as before
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:30 ] Urian Kandor > A Tempest a maelstrom a vindicator and my Caracal
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:36 ] Urian Kandor > And a punisher
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:38 ] Urian Kandor > And a moa
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:41 ] Urian Kandor > And a rupture
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:45 ] Urian Kandor > And some neut RR
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:51 ] Urian Kandor > And 2 avatars and an erebus
[ 2011.03.14 02:32:52 ] Urian Kandor > That's it
[ 2011.03.14 02:33:09 ] Newports Indeed > neut RR ehh? seems like too much for a cyclone
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:07 ] Aznwithbeard > well, i was gunna engage you 4, but now ya got too many.
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:16 ] Urian Kandor > Theres still 4 of us
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:19 ] Escort Zodiak > where ?
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:28 ] Urian Kandor > And I thought you were gunna fight us on any terms azn
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:35 ] Urian Kandor > This is after all a war
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:41 ] Urian Kandor > that you started
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:52 ] Aznwithbeard > ^ and am currently winning :)
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:57 ] Urian Kandor > Currently
[ 2011.03.14 02:41:58 ] Urian Kandor > Yes
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:02 ] Urian Kandor > But not for long
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:03 ] Urian Kandor > :)
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:04 ] Aznwithbeard > ill just go mission on my alt til ur herd thins. :)
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:11 ] Urian Kandor > Aight have fun
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:15 ] Urian Kandor > o/
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:26 ] Escort Zodiak > Grow a pair
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:36 ] Urian Kandor > That too
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:45 ] Urian Kandor > But i have his pants
[ 2011.03.14 02:42:47 ] Urian Kandor > So he cant
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:03 ] Escort Zodiak > i joined to kill you, and all you do is sit in that stupid station scratching your balls
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:21 ] Aznwithbeard > lol, grow a pair? to the guy sitting on undock with 3 buds w/ 2 people in station?
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:29 ] Khorant > Escort, if you guys want a fight, dec us
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:34 ] Urian Kandor > Again this is a war
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:40 ] Urian Kandor > THat you chose
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:49 ] Escort Zodiak > how many SPs you got ?
[ 2011.03.14 02:43:52 ] Urian Kandor > can't help what happeneds
[ 2011.03.14 02:44:36 ] Aznwithbeard > theyre getting a fight khorant. also, hush child. and approx 20mil sp.
[ 2011.03.14 02:45:02 ] Escort Zodiak > so thats about 5noobs
[ 2011.03.14 02:45:05 ] Escort Zodiak > which we are
[ 2011.03.14 02:45:08 ] Escort Zodiak > so i say fair fight
[ 2011.03.14 02:45:21 ] Aznwithbeard > and i say change ur tampons, ill be out in a while
[ 2011.03.14 02:45:54 ] Escort Zodiak > well if your just gonna pussy in there, then just end the damn war
[ 2011.03.14 02:46:07 ] Aznwithbeard > nah, i like it, i think ill keep it around.
[ 2011.03.14 02:46:30 ] Urian Kandor > Then dont complain when we blob you
[ 2011.03.14 02:46:37 ] Urian Kandor > Thanks and have a pleasant night
[ 2011.03.14 02:46:40 ] Urian Kandor > o/
[ 2011.03.14 02:47:02 ] Aznwithbeard > u as well sir.
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END LOCAL COMMS
Anyway, I eat my dinner and replug back into my ships interface. Seems my brother is still in system playing on the undock. Tells me my war targets have gone back to their old tricks, dropping cans for some random to scoop and ganking him for it. Very interesting.
People say patience is a virtue, and its definitely something I lack, I'm getting antsy playing the waiting game. Luckily, someone in a Hurricane grabbed one of my war targets cans so I didn't have to wait long. SUCCESS. My patience pay off and the criminals are aggressed to the Hurricane. I bump everyone waiting to undock with my battle-cruiser hull and threaten to open fire on the bay doors if the docking manager doesn't let me out.
My interface clears and I see 3 criminals in a Caracal, a Punisher, and a Heavy Interdictor class Onyx. Point the onyx, lock the punisher, throw some drones on it, apparently the cane pretty much alphas it. Caracal bails but that's no biggie. I get bumped by some furious capsuleer and almost lose point. Onyx deagressed the second I undocked and hes moving for the station. Overload the rack and his shields start melting. We're getting dangerously close to docking range and hes been deaggressed for long enough. 1400m, 1300m, 1150m, hits armor and its all over. Someone scoops the loot but I don't give a damn, I'm to busy serving justice. Point on pod? With a battlecruiser? Spray the pod goo all over about 10 ships, seems they were excited for death and I'm getting the crap bumped out of me.
Post the mail to a concord related killboard as local demands it. Criminals keep quiet in local communications, they know they've done wrong.
The rest of the night passes by with some random cruisers undocking and refusing to shoot me, then my giving up and watching holo-vids of concord released fights all across New Eden by some very amazing pilots.
FODT account shows a credit of - 457,800,000 ISK to be held against further transgressions of the moral code.
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